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Hey, I’m Alex, and welcome to my blog. I post things that I can relate to, fandom things I like (Kpop, Lord of the rings, supernatural, marvel, etc.), and a bunch of other random stuff. If you’d like to know more about me, just go to my about me page. Feel free to ask me anything, I’m open to whatever you have to say. Sooo, I hope you enjoy me and my blog :D

 

nymyria:

thebrookeofdragons:

WHERE NO ONE GOES IN MY ASS

elements in my asseverything changed when my ass attacked

Metronome in my ass
Dear god no

nymyria:

thebrookeofdragons:

WHERE NO ONE GOES IN MY ASS

elements in my ass
everything changed when my ass attacked

Metronome in my ass Dear god no

(Source: hyolights)

gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

(Source: pdlcomics)

findouteverything:

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

wow that’s a pretty concise essay

sadim0uto:

sadim0uto:

Hello!! I’m in need of a HUGE signal boost right now (and maybe a big reporting session) because my best friend is being blackmailed by her ex boyfriend. 

I’m not exactly sure what I’m supposed to put here, but I feel like this should be a warning for anyone who knows him and just a general informative thing. Jacob lives in Australia and is 16 years of age. They’ve had a very unhealthy relationship and he’s threatened sending out her nudes multiple times. Jacob is very manipulative and emotionally abusive towards her and even ends up pulling me and her other friends into not being able to do anything because it’ll end up hurting her. He’s made around 7 Twitter accounts to contact my friend in the times that she was trying to get out of the relationship.

In the picture above, he’s posted her nudes and threatened her.

ALL IM ASKING IS FOR YOU TO REPORT HIM ON EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING:

His Twitter accounts all start with @/neinthousand but the one that was most recently used was: @/neinthousand12 (but it was apparently deleted)

His Facebook account is:Jacob R Hynes, and he has more but I am unable to find them. They’re under Jacob Hynes and the like.

********** UPDATES!!! **********

First, we thought we had a compromise. 

Then this happened not even a minute after:

PLEASE CONTINUE REBLOGGING THIS. My friend is only 15 years of age and this is absolutely horrible. We’re getting ahold of local authorities but if you see the pictures anywhere (namely twitter) REPORT THEM IMMEDIATELY.

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(Source: ghostukulele)

Things That Give Me Anxiety.

  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else

(Source: danielle-skins-suicide-life)

ughsocialjustice:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  
HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS
ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.


Exactly this, but with less profanity. If your significant other is not pressing your buttons - let them know. Sometimes it’s not even your partners’ fault. Sometimes (for both genders) they do not feel comfortable orgasming during sex - it took my boyfriend months before he could get over his nerves, despite the fact I am on the pill and we always use condoms. He had a bad ex who tried to trap him into marriage by literally trapping him under her during sex. Due to that, he was never comfort ejaculating during intercourse. Some women find it difficult to “allow” themselves to orgasm because of the fear you are about to urinate. There are always reasons, and you should always discuss them with your partner so that you both can be comfortable and not have to lie to each other.~ Tartarus

Sex takes communication. Bottom line. No one is a mind reader. If you expect your partner to just magically know what gets you off- you live in fantasy land. Unless you VERBALIZE it and/or SHOW them, they’ll never know. 
This is not a hard one.
-the Polish one

ughsocialjustice:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  

HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS

ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.

Exactly this, but with less profanity.
If your significant other is not pressing your buttons - let them know.

Sometimes it’s not even your partners’ fault. Sometimes (for both genders) they do not feel comfortable orgasming during sex - it took my boyfriend months before he could get over his nerves, despite the fact I am on the pill and we always use condoms. He had a bad ex who tried to trap him into marriage by literally trapping him under her during sex. Due to that, he was never comfort ejaculating during intercourse.
Some women find it difficult to “allow” themselves to orgasm because of the fear you are about to urinate.

There are always reasons, and you should always discuss them with your partner so that you both can be comfortable and not have to lie to each other.

~ Tartarus

Sex takes communication. Bottom line. No one is a mind reader. If you expect your partner to just magically know what gets you off- you live in fantasy land. Unless you VERBALIZE it and/or SHOW them, they’ll never know. 

This is not a hard one.

-the Polish one